if i was skinny and mentally stable i’d be unstoppable yall are lucky i’m squishy and crazy
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Anonymous asked:
How do I make my girl wet?
ridethefuckingwave answered:
throw a cup of water at her
Anonymous asked:
Riding dick isn't easy but I suck it up and try and ride the shit out of a niggas dick
kngshxt-deactivated20180831 answered:
IM TIRED OF YALL COMPLAININ BOUT RIDING DICK. YOU THINK FUCKIN YALL IS EASY? YOU THINK MY STROKE GAME BECAME THIS GREAT ON ACCIDENT? FUCKIN YALL IS LIKE BASIC TRAININ FOR THE MILITARY. I GOTTA BE ABLE TO HOLD MY SELF UP HELLA LONG. EVERY SECOND FEEL LIKE 10 PUSHUPS. YOU EVER PICK A GIRL UP AND FUCK HER LIKE THAT? THATS HELLA DUMB BELL CURLS. WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU CATCH THAT PERFECT STROKE RHYTHM BUT YOU GET CRAMPS IN BOTH LEGS BUT PUT THE TEAM ON YA BACK AND KEEP GOIN??? THEN I FUCK YOU FROM THE BACK AND GOTTA CHASE U UP AND DOWN THE BED CAUSE YOU SCOOTIN AWAY LIKE YOU WASNT JUST TALMBOUT U COULD TAKE THE WHOLE DICK. IM FINNA DISLOCATE MY HIPS AND SPINE HITTIN U WIT THESE A1 STROKES. I AINT EVEN BOUT TO MENTION THE TYPA TONGUE CRAMPS AND LOCK JAW U GET EATIN PUSSY FOR 45 MINUTES OR THE MENTAL FORTITUDE IT TAKE TO KEEP YA DICK PRESSURE HIGH ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU GOOD BUT LOW ENOUGH TO NOT NUT. THEN YALL WANNA BE MAKIN SEXY FACES CALLIN ME DADDY N PAPI N SHIT. I SICK OF THIS!!
Date a girl who sends you memes at three am so you can laugh when you wake up
Anonymous asked:
If you were my homework I'd slam you on the table and do you all night long ;D
bornonvenus answered:
Ouuuuu girl ;D You’d get an A++++
